Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.
I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.
by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015
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polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 25, 2020
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Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.
Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
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piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.
I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.
by The Grottomaster May 08, 2015
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Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell
Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test
by Umooooooom January 03, 2022
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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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Animal Testing

Animals get harmful chemicals tested on them just so us humans can have our ✨✨✨PrEtTy GiRlY gIrL mAkEuP bEcAuSe It'S sO iMpOrTaNt✨✨✨!!! No. Most common animals tested are mice, bunnies, guinea pigs, cats, and beagels. Now you think they might just like put the power on them and then wash it off, NOPE YOUR WRONG. They go and use the stuff to test on animals which ends up hurting them and possibly killing them. This world is messed up.
1. The creator just dumped moat of there animal tested bathroom stuff

2. Head and Shoulders do Animal Testing :(
by ·KaitlynnKrumble· June 20, 2021
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