Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom
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Get the Tom mug.Alpha Male with a small ass penis, he likes to take it from the back until he finishes. then he likes to suck the dick of an older male. Stay away from Tom.
Oh is that a Tom
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Get the TOM mug.Tom is a typical looser in life. He ist not just rejected by girls but also by society general. Tom means "Hurensohn" in German and just Hurensöhne wear this name. This name is a burden and was forbidden in the "International World Peace Law", adopted by the United Nations in 2016.
Tom is a Hurensohn
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Get the Tom mug.Tom is a very impulsive and strong person who gives everything for his friends which he considers as „family“. Tom can be very toxic and doesn‘t know what he really wants but in the end he has a good heart and needs to be loved by someone who can handle his energy. You may not think he has feelings because he always appears cold and maybe even arogant but in reality he struggles to be happy with himself and his life. He works a lot so he will be a rich man, he always has girls around him but struggles to notice the right one and he is f*cking good in bed
„do you know tom?“
„oh yeah he is a great and handsome man but i don‘t see him often because he is always busy“
„oh yeah he is a great and handsome man but i don‘t see him often because he is always busy“
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