Tom Odell

Tom Odell is a British singer-songwriter who rose to success after releasing the powerful single 'Another Love'. He is a very modest and down to earth guy and knows his way around the piano! NME also wrote shit about him in a review of his debut album 'Long Way Down', giving him 0 out of 10 stars.

"Have you heard One Direction's new song? OMFG it's liek the best song ever" - some mindless twat
"NO, but I have heard of Tom Odell, he writes his own music, did you know people could do that these days?" - me

by Sopheh September 10, 2013

Tom Balls

A more severe case of blue balls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. It is generally a consequence of performing "Ping Pong is no. 1".

Tom keeps performing Ping Pong is no. 1 despite getting Tom Balls hard.

by ECotter December 4, 2007

Tom Sewell

The next Australian Führer

Tom Sewell is the leader of the National Socialist Network of Australia and currently a political prisoner writing Mein Kampf v.2

Hail Victory!

by AussieAdo88 June 11, 2021

Tom Wallisch

Pro skiing god. King of Afterbang, the pretzal man

tom wallisch must be included somewhere- DEWD YOU STOMPED THAT LIKE TAMMY WALNUTS! GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON NSG BRAA.

oh and i heard you liek mudkipz
1337. FOR PRESIDENT

by willyg0808 November 1, 2010

tom felton

Tom Felton is super sexy and plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series.

example: Did you see Tom felton being fine at the premiere last night?

by MakeuLala38 November 9, 2005

Tom Davey

When you sleep in the same bed with a girl you have a crush on and you do nothing at all

Oh no lads I did a Tom Davey I am such a twat.

by Timchungwanker May 10, 2016

Snappy Tom

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep

"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."

by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012