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tire kicker

Someone that goes to watch people wheel there trucks but does not have a truck to wheel of there own and can only kick the tires or other peoples trucks
Look at that broke fucking mudboy over there he is a real tire kicker
by Captain R.P.M November 24, 2006
mugGet the tire kickermug.

Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Canadian Tiremug.

chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.
I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.
by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018
mugGet the chalk my tiresmug.

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire
I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.
by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018
mugGet the Crappy Tire specialmug.

dog ass tired

After our week in Nola during Mardis Gras we were all eaten up with dog ass tired.
by MsJxn2DC May 5, 2018
mugGet the dog ass tiredmug.

Are you tired yet

A phrase given by a female to indicate that she does not care about your sleepiness , but indeed her own, hinting that she wants to go to sleep.
by carsonjclayton February 6, 2019
mugGet the Are you tired yetmug.

Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now
Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?
by raiissotired March 12, 2022
mugGet the Im so tiredmug.

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