nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

bend and snap

A maneuver, based on the movie "Legally Blonde", that can be used by females to attract guys. To do one, the subject drops something (possibly an imaginary object) in front of the intended target and, as she bends to pick it up, suddenly snaps up and supports her boobs

In my experience it has a 98% success rate at getting a man's attention AND, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called "the bend and snap."

by Twisted Code December 3, 2015

aw snap

see Aww Shit

Aw snap! That bitch just got smacked!

by Morgan Gore June 19, 2003

Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

snap rag

the one and only rag you use after you masturbate... every time you masturbate.

duuuuuuude, you just wiped your face with my snap rag...

by leashellis November 1, 2010

snaps nasty

When something or someone gets real difficult to deal with in a hurry. Or, when things are going real well and turn to real bad in an instant.

That test was pretty easy, but then the last section snapped nasty.

Whistling Straits golf course snaps nasty.

by Wide Open Throttle March 5, 2009

Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008