Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza March 22, 2011

Snap my twig

When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.

That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.

Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.

by I am Tuffy April 30, 2020

Twig snap

Performed before oral sex. It is usually a humorous though sometimes awkward/angry situation. When a man with an erect penis bends his member in a downward motion, only to release it as said girl is going down on him, having said penis hit said girl in her face.

dude1: "Yo dude2 Amanda was about to go down on me and I totally Twig snapped her in the cheek"
dude2: "NO WAY!"
dude1: "yeah man she freaked out after it was so funny."

by Quanium April 13, 2009

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017