Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 18, 2017

Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming

STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING

by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019

Faggot tape

High durable tape design to provide protection from queers

Always apple faggot tape when entering a Gay Bar , Faggot tape Provides protection from queers and minimises riding

by soulwreaver July 9, 2023

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

Spinning tapes

Skateboarding

I was just spinning tapes at the skatepark this morning

by Harrisonsamug May 20, 2021

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020