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Suburban Rapunzel

A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.

These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.

Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022
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Suburbian Trenches

"My nigga Donovan from the Suburbian Trenches."
by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 18, 2022
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Suburban Dictionary

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suburbs
dictionary
blah blah blah
suburban dictionary
idk man
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022
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Suburbanite

Somebody who sticks to suburbia like moss sticks to a Mississippi tree stump.
'Marc, you're such a suburbanite - experience the world like a man you bitch.'
by pro_gamer_6969 May 10, 2023
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Suburban Blinker

A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.
Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?
by OurPatron July 17, 2024
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Suburbs

Can either be really nice, two floor homes, mostly people making good money, and overall a very safe place.

Or the white equivalent of a hood, one story run down homes, houses alternating from small families to old couples to drug dealers in random patterns, and the occasional drive-by can be heard at night.
Guy 1: Some tweaker came past my window and sang to me while peering into my house last night.
Guy 2: Typical down town suburbs shit.
by Local Twink December 18, 2023
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Suburban Boy

A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.

Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.
Omar is such a suburban boy, he loves me!
by TheBlackGhost February 8, 2024
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