squirrel tongue 

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

squirrel tongue by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

squirrel jumping on a trampoline 

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

squirrel jumping on a trampoline by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

Squirrel chimney 

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

Squirrel chimney by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

Squirrel Boy 

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.

that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet

Squirrel Boy by urmom17 April 23, 2019

Squirrel Jerk 

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

Squirrel Jerk by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

Squirrel Neck by Bali50 May 16, 2019

squirrel pecker 

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

squirrel pecker by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019