The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.

Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."

by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 20, 2013

Splashfro

A word used to describe a male american afro hair style, where at least half of the afro is shaved off, leaving a splash of hair (afro) on the other side of their head ergo Splashfro.

Marvin Humes on ITV's X Factor has a splashfro during the auditions process and in the first episode. Marvin is a member of boy band JLS, finalists on Britains the X Factor reality TV series 2008 with judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Danni Minogue and Louis Walsh.

by Jayniebee January 22, 2009

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006

Splash end

A splash end page is a splash page for a website that has no apparent way to enter into the main part of the site. Comes from the phrases Splashpage and Dead end

"I went to your website, but it just opened up a splash end page."
"Haha. Are you stupid or something? All you need to do to get in is double right click the top left corner of the screen and type in the year that my cousin Frank was born in, then navigate through the maze and save the princess. Duh."

by PhoenixJ September 12, 2005

splash stick

The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.

Dude, can I have a splash stick, my car has blown shocks.

by Kingbuku September 3, 2009

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011