smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.

Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.

by The MadCow June 23, 2004

smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

Smoking the Q

The "drug" that leads to becoming "night high", or when your so tired that everything becomes funny, as if you had smoked something and became high.

dude 1-hehehe thats window, its soo funny.
dude 2-nah dude it aint funny, you just been smoking the q

by JakeC January 2, 2009