Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022

Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

sprinklerspritz

another term for a swimming class.

baby sister: jessieka... can you please help me with my maths sums?
jessie: oh i'll be back in a tick. i have a swimming class. i'll be back soon after sprinklerspritz k:)

by alaallallallal July 7, 2010

sprinklegasm

When you connect two sprinkle candies in Candy Crush while orgasming for maximum amazingness.

I like being on top because it's easier to sprinklegasm.

by notmyname1234444 November 4, 2013

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015