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Scasm

The orgasmic feeling you get when you pick scabs.
Picking Ross' scabs from his chafed inner thighs gave him a massive Scasm. He then proceeded to put them in his sandwiches for tomorrow's lunch. Yummmy!
by jomasi March 4, 2015
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SPAM

Repeating something to the point of drowning everything else out. Be it a word, sentence, paragraph, an entire book, jibberish, pictures, emails, a type of email (unsolicited), and/or many other things including those that have yet to be invented. This can be in a chat room, email, instant message, text message, online game chat, forums, in person, etc... etc... etc...

The origin of SPAM is a Monty Python skit about spam (the canned meat). Where the Vikings end up drowning out the dialog singing about spam.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
by StevetheSteeeve May 6, 2016
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Laugh Spazm

An all of a sudden nonstop jerk that is caused by something or someone funny and can often lead to seizure.
"Omg shes having a laugh spazm!!"

"Iiim dyyiiinng"
by J_acob January 31, 2008
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Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
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road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
by TekRant June 17, 2010
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God-spam

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.
I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.
by yaboytofu July 12, 2016
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keyboard spam

Something usually used when the person is excited or upset.
keyboard spam examplesExample 1, excited: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING CONCERT BF^UYFVHVF&UYTB&IUR ^ROUN&^BTU#V^WFBWRO GEY Example 2, upset: OMFG YOU'RE A FUCKING HACKER YOU FUCKING BITCH ZYOZu DESERVE TO DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKING CAMPER IFUE V*YEuyj JYNO EYugnE B&UYI ENYI fiubygj ne8YU WY@B&IWN YWiuy bustayh I*ufhw n&HuyiSN bfyweabSIbf e
by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022
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