snart

to sneeze and fart at the same time

Tina really didn't mean to snart. She was gassy all day and her allergies we bad.

by mribear January 22, 2009

Snirt

Racist, low MORAL white people, white as snow mixed with dirt.

That Donald Trump supporter is a snirt.

by BLKSTORM January 19, 2017

Snert

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.

"Dude, did you hear that girl snert?"

"Yea, that's my girlfriend..."

by ruby buby October 28, 2018

teehee giggle snort

a awesome word used by Peter Michael Sally and Pamela Madden Smith. It has been copywrighted so dont try to use it. It is the sister word to uber dork. :

Joe: I totally saw matthew with a man!
Nick: Omg teehee giggle snort.

Omg, violet that sweater is soo teehee giggle snort!

by twiglett is on crack January 30, 2008

Snortle

New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.

Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.

by Snortler_c: July 2, 2011

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008

snortled

A combination of a snort and a chuckle.

We just burst out laughing, and this one guys snortled, and it ruined the moment.

by weirdgirl27 November 10, 2009