ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time

dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed

by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

Dirty Sneezus

Upon railing a chick in the anal cavity, remove said Phallis from the anal cavity, and sneeze on it. Then ram said now dirty phallis back inside said anal cavity with no warning or caution.

Lastnight me and darrian were goin at it and he ripped my asshole open with a dirty Sneezus.

by Rahb Zeus May 23, 2019

Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.

"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."

by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019

Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020