Southern Party

A group of people in a public bathroom eating fries while taking shit.

I hate trying to use the bathroom when people are having a southern party.

by MKC, RCS, LR May 13, 2018

South Carolina Windshield

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.

Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018

Snouting the Rose

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.

He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

South Merrick

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!

South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

by therealclaireb June 26, 2019

Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.

Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.

by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020

South Carolina Road Scar

An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.

Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.

Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?

Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?

by ausxau March 11, 2020

South lake Bistro

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

by Soild D June 2, 2020