sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

smarterchild

A stupid bot that took about 10000000000000000 people to make that is ridden with adverys, and just copys all you say.

me:
how do you know my name

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me:
how do you knoww that

- SmarterChild - says:
That?

me:
my name.

- SmarterChild - says:
Sarah.

me:
how do you know what my name is

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me says:
How do you know ! !

- SmarterChild - says:
Why I know is a much better question.

by Sarah Neave June 11, 2006

smartdumb

when an individual does something that can be good (benefit to everyone or themself), but ends up in a bad situation facing the consequences

rev. dumbsmart

a 22 year old guy knowing that the girl he likes is 16 (has the information he needs) but still gets with her anyway

smartdumb

yo u see J talkn to stacy, yeah he 22 and she sixteen, i hope he see that she too young

...two weeks later, Yo u about J, yeah he saw him, he a registered sex offender now

by icemasta11 August 3, 2009

smart meter

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )

Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.

by onewithagun October 6, 2012

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

smart smart

Someone that's really smart.

Destiny is so smart smart, she knows everything.

by just because January 3, 2014

smart

someone who is clever but also a little bit cool

wow George thats so smart the way you figured out that tricky problem

by de boss March 1, 2017