Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.
You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.
by ahimsa January 07, 2009
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to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
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Kenneth Ely, the most selfless papa dog out there
The good samaritan made sure everyone knew ALL their possibilities; "You know, you could try...."
by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019
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