shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.

"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.

by TheRevJake December 23, 2011

shitstrocity

After a few days of being constipated you take a large painful shit about the size of a pop can that plugs up the toilet so bad you have to get a wire coat hanger to break it up a bit. Corn may be involved.

Oh my god man. You left a shitstrocity in my toilet. Go grab a hanger and break that up.

by Nyghtshade February 24, 2012

Shiestey

to be fake or shady

shies-te(a)

if you spell it shiesty it will be like shies-ty ( like if your lil bro name was tyrone and his nickname was ty ty )

mon(ey) shiest(ey)

man that dude is madd shiestey ! i don't fuck with him.

by Wavy_ November 13, 2012

shitstruck

To have a rapid urge to shit when you least expect it.

Sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.

Biff: "What's wrong with you, Marty?"
Marty: "I just got shitstruck!"
Biff: "That sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom."

by bretsky4ever April 28, 2013

Shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces.

When I changed my baby's diaper he had diarrhea. I had to deal with a full blown shitastrophe.

by Karl Williams. September 16, 2013

shitstorm

A phenomenon that commonly occurs when Dragonball Z fanboys engage in a debate pertaining to the strength of anime/manga characters.

-Fanboy: "omg goku pwnZ pre-crisis supeS while taking a shit omg lolz goku has limitless strength became GOD in GT he can rip the omnimultimegaverse with a fart"

-Dude A : "Faggot"

-Dude B : "shitstorm incoming"

by kmrdr January 15, 2014

shitetiquette

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

by J_Squared October 22, 2015