SEARS

being called SEARS is to be called a TOOL.

I met up with my friend Peter Brody and i greeted him with "Hey sears how ya doing?"

by SOOKMEDEEK December 7, 2011

britney spears

The most amazing human being know to man. So fuck the haters. She is basically GOD!

Britney Spears is just about the most amazing thing ever and without her i would die. She is GOD!

by Stephen Alexander December 25, 2007

shearer

Noun, a person who shears things. This involved cutting off hair from a body.

A shepard shears his sheep of wool. a shepard is a shearer.

by ruffle October 30, 2005

Britney Spears

Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.

Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.

by Jason001 December 31, 2007

Lewis Spears

An Australian comedian that you should check out on youtube, and buy tickets to their show.

Did you hear about Lewis Spears new show?

by True I March 11, 2020

Britney Spears

Britney Spears. Rose to fame in the late 1990's with debut album, ...Baby One More Time. Five brilliant albums.
Hasnt been out of the media since she came on the scene. Many people hate her music for what has happened to her personal life.

David: Omg! Britney Spears has had a crap life, so her music is obviously crap.
Jason: Oh shut up you pathetic idiot. Her music is brilliant.

by OMGITSJORDANN December 20, 2007

Whitney Spears

A middle aged to older woman, dressing up to look like and/or acting like she is half her age.

Appearing to be virginal, when shes a second hand dartboard

This is usually to try to pull younger men, or deny the fact she is getting old.

"Whitney spears alert at 2'o Clock!"
"Check out the whitney spears! She has to be wearing her daughters clothes!"

by jayjayuk October 19, 2009