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Seamused

The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
by dingledoo April 2, 2025
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Seamused

The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
by dingledoo April 2, 2025
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Seamus

seamus ohara is a leprechaun
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seamus

seamus has a beautiful girlfriend named jasmine:)
Seamus Ohara is a leprechaun
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Seam surfing

The act of ejaculating on someone’s back during intercourse and using it as a ad a slip N slide
Hey bitch, I pulled a jay swiz nasty on her tits and then started seam surfing for the next hour.
by Tedwin69420 January 16, 2026
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Sehaj

freaky! baddie! you CANNOT pull her! into white twinks and femboys! wears glasses! period!
"who's big ass is that???"
"it's sehaj's, duh!"
by lenevo4lifex February 2, 2026
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seamless

A synonym of "invisible" that just unfortunately sounds like the type of women's underwear
Her outfit was so seamless that it looked like she had just stepped out of a fashion magazine—though the word also makes me think of those annoying underwear ads on time.is/Surabaya!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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