Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Cumin seed

A seed that tastes like people meat

Will you pick up some cumin seeds on your way out.

by Sophia Hargis May 9, 2018

sam seed

just a bellend

wow that sam seed is a right bellend

by steveee4 February 18, 2023

Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.

My teacher is a seed.

by WHY314 October 3, 2015

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

Sleepy Seed

A result of the prolonged engagement in Eye-Sex

Oh man, that eye sex was so rough with Shaina, I had sleepy seeds for weeks!

by Skamakazi March 28, 2010