Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

by imaustinb April 15, 2011

[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

shoulderfuk

Someone whos practically rubs one off on ur shoulder trying to figure out who texted you and what your going to say back..

These are the guys who whenever u get a text they are all up in ur busniess like yoo whos that what did they say..?? what are u going to tell them?? Is it ur Girl? Does she Have friends for me??

They are what we call shoulderfuks my friends...

by Wildz September 19, 2007

shoulderlooker

A shoulderlooker is a person who looks over his shoulder to see what his co-worker does on the PC at work.

Ah! Tomos is turning around - and looking again what I am doing on my PC. Why do people want to copy me? Why do people have to be so nosy! I cannot stand this shoulderlooker!

by schlummi March 25, 2009

Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

shoulder boobs

when the bra your wearing makes your boobs look like they are pretty much on your shoulders.

that girl has some big shoulder boobs with that bra on.

by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010