Schaffner

A slightly derranged quiet individual who lingers over your shoulder too much like the glasses kid in "Hey Arnold!"

I work with a schaffner... he smells...

by chandlerme August 13, 2008

Scharmuta

A word often used as a Noun to fill gaps of the language skills for poor English speakers.

A term used by those commonly associated with low intellect and a poor sense of humor, generally speaking, males from Belarus or guys that people often mistake as being from Russia... or simply don't care where they come from.

Instead of "Excuse me would you mind passing me that fine plate of Indian Curry?". A typical personal of challenged intellectual capacity (Usually from Belarus) would say, "AYE!, Scharmuta! Gimmi da curry shabib!".

by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010

scarf

1) a $10 sack of weed
2) smaller than a sweater

Buyer: Hey, man I was wondering if you could hook me up?
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

by your mom in 1/325 July 27, 2006

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Scarface

an extremely ugly person

CAROL is a scarface

by nerd herd October 12, 2003

scharnhorst

A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.

God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss

by Mattias December 29, 2003