Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Salmons

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax

-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis

by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.

That girl has some serious salmon stripes!

by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011