Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009

stroke a bitch

To sex or pleasure a woman. To fondle her tits.

Man! You better stoke a bitch good tonight!
Stroke a bitch nice and hard

Make sure you pleasure that woman and hold those tits hard!

by Mickjaggert September 27, 2015

Scronk

Verb: To mess up, break, injure or destroy. Used in several episodes of the popular show Adventure Time when someone or something is being destructive or behaving in a manner that hurts something or someone.

Finn: Jake, the book you threw almost scronked up my dome peice!

by Mgmddx March 3, 2016

Stroke

A person that waste a salesman's time.

"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"

by tire-kicker, waste of time, June 19, 2018

stonkie

A dog who has the body build of a stallion

Omg look at that stonkie he’s huge

by Scooberth November 9, 2019

Stonky

When you use the word stonk too much that other people can smell it.

Dude 1: S T O N K S
Dude 2: dude that was so stonky wtf
Dude 1: shit

by WWWAAAAAA April 28, 2020

Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010