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SpoonSpoon

To act in accordance with SpoonSpoon Law stating that as a girl, you must lie to the men that you sleep with to get what you want, use them for whatever they got, then endlessly talk smack about them to all your friends as if you aren't the lying cheating whore you really are.
Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!
by Abused September 19, 2007
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Spoondick

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc
by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009
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caramel spoon

Caramel Spoon is made up phrase said during TheSpeedGamers marathon of Metroid.
It happened during the stream of Metroid Prime Hunter.

Fake definition noted was sticking a spoonful of caramel into unmentionable areas.
"You should make her do a caramel spoon"
"what's a caramel spoon?"
by Kolma October 9, 2008
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Soup Spoon

When pee while spooning with your significant other and both of you marinate in the sweet and savory broth of your love
We sat under the stars of the crisp and cool summer eve, and whilst the blades of grass tickled my toes, I could feel a warmth radiate through my back from his soup spooning.
by crampappydime November 18, 2016
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hot gravy spoon

A hot gravy spoon is when two people (or more) upon completion of sex, without cleaning up the sex juices (gravy), proceed to spoon one another and fall asleep.
We had hot sex last night then afterwards, we spooned in our sex gravy. It was AWESOME! It was a hot gravy spoon, for sure!
by The Slam Hound Family April 19, 2010
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upside down spoon

the best warm up before sex, a perfect quiet night in, a PG name for the 69er, damn HOT oral sex for both parties at once
Sarah: "I'm bored, there's nothing on TV tonight"
Ryan: "How about we upside down spoon"
Sarah: "Sure!"
by r drizzle July 28, 2010
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Big Spoon

a cabal of spoon manufacturers, including Rubbermaid and Cuisinart, who secretly dominate the government and media
Big spoon is responsible for all those superfluous "stir" steps in cooking directions. This has the dual effect of manufacturing demand for their product and keeping housewives shackled to the kitchen, reinforcing the nuclear family gender roles necessary for the stability of the capitalistic system on which Big Spoon profits.
by fork of truth August 14, 2008
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