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ass sniffer

A person who sniffs or snorts drugs that have been smuggled into a prison in their ass.
Looks like its up to you ass sniffer - Life

Do you know how they get that in here? up in their ass - Life
by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005
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Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.
Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!
by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009
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snufflefuck

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
by scrotie November 22, 2009
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ball sniffer

Ball sniffer is 90% of the lobstermen in Casco bay,harpswell Maine. They all follow around one boat setting there traps all around him every where he goes. They're also known as bay maggots.
Jeez brian we just set these traps 3 days ago with no one here but us now we have all these ball sniffers around us.
by scissor fish October 16, 2011
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Cock Sniffer

A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful
Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!
by breakr October 21, 2011
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Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.
Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk
by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010
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Shit Sniffer

A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"
(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you

Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.
by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020
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