shitterstein

naming a person in shit or an exclamation.

He is such a shitterstein! or

Oh Shitterstein!

by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009

scutterbullet

the type of scuttery shit that near goes through the base of the toilet bowl and leaves a snail trail down the side.

eddie had a feed of bulmers pair and was scutterbulletin the whole day afterwards

by gutteryballs February 3, 2010

Shitterpated

Adjective; A confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. It is a take on the word "twitterpated," a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old Disney film.

Dude, what the hell was I thinking nailing that chick last night? She's not even remotely attractive!" "You were shitterpated, bro. It happens. Now get on Facebook and untag the photos, bro.

by BlackSuit91 November 25, 2010

Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.

Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!

by chrognac April 27, 2014

Shatterass

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015