sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

severalteen

A number greater than 12 but less than 20 without an exact count.

ie Eric-"Jenny, how many sexual partners have you had before me?"
Jenny-"Uhhh.... umm....seee... sev... severalteen."

by Noteric Thedead March 23, 2008

Go Kermit Sewerslide

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

by HeysStuff October 9, 2018

The Bob Seger

The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.

He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.

by Tacoslocos January 16, 2015

seeralan

a fucked up yute that breaks his trust and cuts off real ones as soon as he gets a little social boost that wont last a month🙏🙏

friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”

by y_c.liz April 18, 2023

seter

The ship of most epic proportions. The modern day romance of Romeo and Juliet. Synonymous with true love and having strong intermolecular libido. Sometimes the fucking is so hard, it mimics the hardness of a cedar tree, which is how they got their name.

Woah, I wish my boyfriend and I were like Seter; we fuck every day like them! I give him boners :) Sometimes, I see my boyfriend jerking off to the song of Seter including the bonus track in their We Fuck Everyday album. His essence tastes so savory like umami. I could sprinkle it on my dinner. Heck, I could even have his semen straight up as a full course meal! Man, his long john is so long I can feel the life of Seter inside of me jamming its way to the G spot.

by toonya July 23, 2016