I hate to say it, but

I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.

I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 13, 2011

whatever you say

You say this in response to something someone tells you that isn't true nevertheless they want you to believe what it is they're lying about.

Him: Even though I clearly said Millennial, I am not a millennial. I honestly just have a foot-up-the-nose disorder. It's a very serious medical condition.

You: Whatever you say bro!

by He-ro December 6, 2018

You could run me over and i'd still say thank you

To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.

"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."

by laurensenx August 3, 2019

bout' to say it

When your on the virge of saying "it".

Jack - "Your cool."

Tommy- "I'm bout' to say it."

by Cheif TD July 6, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

by Hotter babe May 7, 2021

Gaylords Say No

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.

Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!

by spektralx April 2, 2009

Confucius Say

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008