Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

Lightly-Salted

Being the shit, but like low-key.

dude 1 : Bro, how they gon' hate when I'm "THAT. GUY"?

dude 2 : You're just lightly-salted fam...

by Thee London December 27, 2018

capri salt

A hot sexy mama and everyone wants to fuck her

Mhm my names daddy camileri and i wanna capri salt aala in the closet

by pu33yde5tr0ya October 27, 2019

Sentence Salt

An sentence enhancing curse word or multiple curse words used to enhance what is being said.

Example: "I just fell down the stairs."
Or: "Shit damn, I just fell down the fucking stairs."

Example: Well if you didn't invite him who did.
Or: Well if you didn't fucking invite him who the hell did?"

You: Who is this fucking guy with the shitty attitude?

Me: Dude what's with the sentence salt around the kids?

by DurteeD March 27, 2020

Hot salt

Synonym for semen or male ejaculate. Also another word for jizz, sperm or cum.

Shoot that hot salt all over these big bits! Give it to me damn it!

by Cowboytickler October 13, 2020

rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 March 31, 2021

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021