The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
Get the chicago rowing foundationmug. Also know as a microwave just a new pronunciation. This new pronunciation by Nigella Lawson. See the video at this site: twitter com /floellaumbagabe/status/ 1336283722484740096
by This Random Guy in Atlanta December 8, 2020
Get the meek-row-wah-vaymug. when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage June 7, 2011
Get the mike rowe momentmug. A behavior involving
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
Get the Rowing the Motorboatmug. by Phillopian69 February 6, 2018
Get the Skid Rowingmug. 
When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.
I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.
by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022
Get the Skid rowmug.