Ring Raider

a man who partakes in homosexual activities

i raided his ring last night!

by chillman350 October 22, 2003

split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

Chilly ring

When one does not wipe very well leaving a ring of shit around their anus

Dude when we did anal she had a chilly ring

by lv.100 unknown June 22, 2014

Ring Rage

To subconsciously throw your cell phone across the room when the alarm goes off at 3 in the morning, resulting in damage to the phone, your belongings, and possibly one of your pets.

Johnson's ring rage was getting worse. He woke up to find his parakeet Samson dead with his Nokia embedded into his fair breast.

by misterkyle91 November 7, 2011

ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

by Phillip Marine March 5, 2014

ring toe

Like a ring finger but on your foot.

I have athletes' foot on my ring toe.

by Rex73 June 27, 2017

Condom Ring

the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)

Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?

Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....

by Spinman75 December 4, 2009