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raleqtambobrét

A divine tasting, fishy cheese-like fungi. Spreadable but can be chilled in a freezer for grating.

Not a commonly bought food item, but is very abundant in grocery stores.

Better homemade than store bought, as the store bought kinda can sometimes contain melon seeds.
“Whats your favorite pizza topping?”
“I personally like a smear of raleqtambobrét on it. Really makes a difference in flavor.”
by Gorlite January 2, 2024
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A type of (fake) cheese often discussed on 4chan's Cooking and Food Board as though it was Common
For my New Years Day Meal, I had Raleqtambrobret on toast with cress
by It's Agena Fam They/They January 4, 2024
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raleqtambrobrét

Raleqtambrobrét is a mystery "food item".
It remains undefined outside of various internet communities.
I love to grate raleqtambrobrét on my Mac and Cheese.
by Dramaticmrbig January 4, 2024
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A type of cheese-like food described as "fishy" and/or "sweet". Supposedly inflation-proof due to high supply. Grated raleq on some linguine can add some nice texture, and putting it in a grilled cheese is also good if you want a few extra calories. Also usable on toast as a cheap but tasty meal.
"you dont know what raleqtambrobrét is??? its so good man you gotta try it"

"i normally put raleqtambrobrét on my toast" -Anonymous 4chan user on /ck/
by pinkpipola January 4, 2024
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The king of all garnishings. Adding a hint of grated raleqtambrobrét to any dish instantly improves its quality tenfold.
Person 1: Man, this mac and cheese is ass, I wish I had something to spice it up.

Person 2: Take this raleqtambrobrét dude, it makes everything good.
by Trampofine January 4, 2024
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Raleqtambrobrét is a fine cheese which consists of ground chlorophaea and jus de comserre.
I really like raleqtambrobrét on my fries!
by pastilat January 5, 2024
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raleqtambrobret

a sweet, cheesy fungus spread, often eaten on toast or paired with other cheeses.
every morning i eat a slice of toast topped with some raleqtambrobret.
by wastermelon January 5, 2024
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