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why the fuck would you search up this on urban dictionary of all fucking things
Guy 1: "bro i heard some pussy searched up roblox on urban DICKstionary"
Guy 2: "what a pussy lol"
ROBLOX by 24dogeman24 November 29, 2019
I see you all being mean about roblox and NO. Roblox is the most epic game ever :)

I met my first gamer girlfriend there :0 I was 7 and she had to have my insta because Roblox just ######everything ;)

This game taught me everything.

roblox is like a father to me >:(

:)
My girlfriend: ohmygod you wanna play roblox

Me: no I’m horny let’s sext on insta
Her: ok
Roblox by CEOofundertale February 18, 2020
A ghetto version of Minecraft that every 9 year old has. It tends to glitch out and impossible to complete a game.
Billy: Just got ROBLOX

Sally: Shut the fuck up billy you’re gay
Roblox by A wise motheref**ker January 8, 2018
known as the "Imagination Platform" that players can use to make/play games made by other players of the ever-expanding ROBLOX community.
Yes, I do play ROBLOX. It is cool and I can even make my own game.
ROBLOX by StuffedTed September 19, 2017
A game that looks like another version of legos. The concept is good but the people who play it throw it off. Whoever you are talking to is either an uneducated 7 year old who thinks he is a pro asf and has a MASSIVE ego and thinks you are a hacker because you killed them in a game, while you are actually more skilled than the little child. It could also be a troll that will just shit talk to one person the whole time. It could also be a 60 year old man who does Online Dating. About 99.999999% you will bump into those types of people in a roblox game. The other 0.000001% will be normal people.
7 yr old:
P1: OMG HOW DID YOU KILL ME YOU HACKER?!?!??!!??
P2: How am i hacking?? I’m just playing like a normal person.
P1: NOOOOO U R USING HACKS!!! IM THE MOST PRO PLAYER ON ROBLOX AND I KNOW WHAT UR DOING 😡😡
P2: ew, stalker....
Troll:
P1: YOU ARE A SCRUB
P2: What? How?
P1: YOU ARE A BIG NOOB AND YOU ARE POOR AND I HATE YOU
P2: jeez, what did I do? Why do you hate me?
P1: I HOPE YOU DIE
P2: I’ve had enough and I’m reporting you.
Oding:
P1: Hey sexyyy
P2: Um, hi?
P1: you are hot
P2: thanks i guess...?
P1: wanna be my gf
P2: how old are you?
P1: Im 12. Totally not 40 or anything.
P2: um, no thank you....
Roblox by Princess Cringe May 4, 2018
on sunday she did the roblox whoaaa
Roblox by dhvuqernvpiqf May 25, 2018