prez

fat cunt

hey look at that guy. shit its prez

by smarm January 25, 2004

pretzel

A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.

That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again

by favio14 April 14, 2006

Pfeizer

to be impotent and yet ugly like Reagans' third son.

God DAMN it, you're SOOO Pfeizer

by Rowdy September 24, 2003

Pretzel Girl

Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.

Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.

Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.

Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl

Guy #2: Yeah.

or....

Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?

Girl: What did you just call me?

by CriticalMasssssss July 8, 2009

Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003

Pretzel

A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.

It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.

by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005