2 definitions by JimboNoobo

Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 23, 2003

trendsbian

The process of a female having sex or a relationship with another female but not actualy being gay. Most trendsbians are females wanting attention.

"No one paid Crystal any attention, so to get it she became a trendsbian"

by JimboNoobo March 23, 2003