D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

by Alan King September 2, 2004

posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

Roast Chicken Position

A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.

Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!

by Richie De Bauchery August 28, 2015

SEX POSITIVE

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.

Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

by Spillage71 February 19, 2015

138 position

(n.) Four people all administering oral sex to eachother all at the same time (picture a square).

I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.

by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012

Position 7

A variety of date rape drug that not only knocks your partner out cold, but also leaves them sleeping croached over on their knees face down with both hands spreading their cheeks wide.

Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.

by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

by Brandi February 6, 2003