reverse pocahontas

When two indian looking dudes associate with one white chick at the same time.

When Sanjay and Rajeev went to the movies with their hot white friend Brittany they were engaging in a Reverse Pocahontas.

by VikingsFan55 November 19, 2013

dirty poras

When a guy is a simp for his high school girlfriend and eats her ass while driving to school. Yet, while not paying attention he drives into the back of a school bus.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Chris this morning?
Girl: Didn’t he hurt his neck in that bus accident?
Guy: Yea, some kid did a dirty poras and chris was in the back of the bus.

by Dirty Poras April 13, 2020

mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

pornahol

awesome porn on a pornaholics computer

i used to rip in anthony for being a pornaholic but after seeing his pornahol i can understand

by bigbean January 21, 2009

parahuman

Someone who displays skills sets or social tendencies that are outside of those of mainstream society. A person that defies social norms but is not a sociopath. Usually a highly intelligent person with a good set of social skills, but who is unwilling to spend too much time with people. The parahuman hates bars and beer pong and prefers to play video games. Also spends large ammounts of time creating and fixing virtually anything electronic or mechanical.

The parahuman fixed my computer in record time.

by Le Kat November 14, 2006

porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 5, 2005