Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011

CHOAD PUFFER

A dick sucker..one who suck's dick/penis

Hey Heard that Tommy is a Choad Puffer.

by nighttalk.us July 18, 2004

piffledust

Piffle is nonsense, fiddle-faddle. Piffledust is even more degrading.

I have heard some nonsense in my life, however this is a real piffledust.

by Lone B. Ranger January 9, 2007

weennie puffer

one who puffs on a weennie

man that guy is a weennie puffer

by mikebdrx December 29, 2007

Piffer

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

by Vinicent May 28, 2008

piffy

something that is wet or soggy, such as wet wood.

That would not make good firewood, that wood is piffy.

by Annette November 15, 2004

Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)

Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"

by espocrespo November 2, 2011