professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

profersonal

something used to serve both professional & personal needs.

I post my films & other works here, but I've also found so many old friends that it's really a profersonal Facebook page.

by RIJaybird March 31, 2009

perfessional

A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.

My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!

by mouselb August 29, 2013

Professionality

Using your amazing personality to assist in your professional life.

That Jeremy has an amazing Professionality. I would let him bone me.

by JMAN2424 March 29, 2010

health profession

The topic of the daily email you recieve as a Lafayette student. You cannot remove your name from this mailing list.

GODDAMNIT!!! Another fuckin' Health Profession Email!!! Damn you June A Thompson! DAMN YOU!

by r0y March 26, 2003

legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike December 25, 2004

brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007