woman pleaser

a man, much like a man whore, but has better intentions then a man whore or male prostitue who does things for girls to put a smile on there face, even if it means sex. the woman pleaser actually loves women and their being, rather than just make love to them.

Man, that dude Mark seems to make Lauren smile all the time. He's such a woman pleaser. Unlike Foreman who's a man whore and just sleeps around with everyone that has a vagina.

by mike kamido November 19, 2007

very pleasant conversation

A sexual position between two romantically involved individuals. Often assumed in public - in bars, in parks, on subways. To perform the very pleasant conversation, the partners start by facing each other. Then, one says something pleasant, or interesting, or, if it's the male part, funny, to which the other listens. The roles are then reversed at a rate both partners feel comfortable with.

»So, how did the salad tossing go last night?« – »We had a very pleasant conversation!«

by snlr March 15, 2009

Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.

Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.

by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

Pleasurable Cry

A sound that is let either right before, during and or after having experienced a mind blowing orgasm.

Rosana let out a pleasurable cry after having experienced an orgasm that left her legs quivering.

by septmedoe July 6, 2008

T-9 Pleasuring

The act of acting out sex by sending text messages back and forth.

Yeah, me and Nancy were T-9 Pleasuring all night!

by Gbakos May 5, 2008

pleasure bag

a bag used during sex for the purpose of hiding the face of one's sexual partner. typically used for the purpose making an unattractive face bearable when the body is quite nice ( see wordbutterfaceword).

the title, pleasure bag, is used to justify the use of said tool on one's partner without being rude or cruel.

"Yes, I would gladly partake in sexual intercourse with that woman. But I would find the employment of a pleasure bag quite necessary"

by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018