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pengis

Completely revised and expanded edition of the three-million copy bestseller?

architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.

(aka penis wiv a "g" wot)
ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring, ring, ring banana phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phooooooooooooooooooone. i've got this feelin, its soo appeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalin: cellular, modular, interactive oddular
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pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel
1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem
by Ren July 4, 2004
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Peni

Penis in he plural form. PEE-NYE.
by PEENYE May 22, 2008
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Pencil Whip

The act of untruthful scoring in golf.
Jeff Kuhns. When in a tournament you shoot a 76 but you "pencil whip" your competitor by making him sign a 72 on your scorecard. A.K.A. the Jeff Kuhns Special.
by Mike Watts October 6, 2008
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pencil rave

A pencil rave is a fairly new term for a rave commited by someone without any rave equipment. Instead of glow sticks, they use pencils. Because they have evolved beyond the level of needy "conventional" ravers, they do not require or possess ecstacy. They can drink gallons of water, but it is often best to keep a pencil rave as simple as possible. All you really need are pencils and loud music. Techno or rap will do fine.
"You ready for the pencil rave!"

"Yeah, man, I just got a new set of papermates and a DAFT PUNK cd!"

"Party on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by viethra April 27, 2009
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The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009
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