non-orientation

you really dont care about all 300 different sexual identities and would rather just do what you want without being penalized by tumblr

All of tumblr: what sexuality do you identify with?

Normal human: i dont really have one. im kind of non-orientation

All of tumblr: but thats impossible. we need to catagorize you. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PLANET.

by Scullface14 June 25, 2014

cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Orbiting

When you spend too much time thinking about higher level concepts instead of getting shit done.

What if I did x, y and z in order to solve this problem to make it a lot more efficient at doing this and that?
...Nah, I'm orbiting too much.

by pawn September 11, 2012

Orbism

A contractual obligation to be anally-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.

The donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. With this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.

by Phil. G. Meng June 18, 2003

orbit

another way of saying, "no matter what."

at the end of every orbit commercial, the british lady says "a good clean feeling, no matter what."

i love you, orbit

by Adeyinka December 4, 2011

orbese

A descriptive term used to describe someone who is extremely obese and resembles an orb.

Ryan has gained so much weight he is now orbese.

by Ryan Darius Alfonso Jacques January 25, 2010

oriented

1) verb. To have sexual relations with one of asian descent.

2) adj. Used to indicate heavy asian influence or representation.

1) I spent all last night getting oriented!

2) Man, that bar was really oriented.

by JWS April 21, 2005