obesity

when something is not right

"When he went to jail it was obesity."

by Tyrone Debry February 17, 2007

obsequently

Reaction(s) that happen both in a quite apparent fashion, simultaneously or possibly in sequence, but because of directly, or made possible by the fact that both related actions are rooted reactions of the same initial action, yet directly influence the outcome of 'one or another/each other.'

There were 8 friends who all hated each other; bill, jeff, jill, jim, john, joe, jack, jane, and stephanie.

Bill hated jeff and jill.

Jeff
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Jill
Jeff hated jim.
Jill hated john

Jim

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John
John hated joe
Jim hated jack

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Jeff/ \Jack
Bill< >Stephanie

Jill\ /Joe

John
Now imagine Bill slapping jeff and jill because he hates them, Jeff and Jill slap Jim and John because they hate them, Jim and John slap Jack and Joe because they hate them, and Jack and Joe both slap Stephanie because they hate her.

A person may use the actions of Jack and Joe as obsequently occuring incidents because both were caused by apparently the same intial action, and both are related to each other on the basis of outcome, influence, and direct influence between the initial action and the consequently related reaction.

by freedomfighters January 1, 2010

Observant

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"

Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant

by How To Be Ignorant 101 March 25, 2019

obsequious

A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

"I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious.

Obsequious got primaried and it was great.

Obsequious isn't a real Democrat

by Queen Buttrix December 29, 2020

Obebe

The most awesome dentist in the world.

Obebe fixed my teeth so fast, my obebe glands started to hurt.

by Knuxies November 21, 2003

obesitize

To grow immensely, ridiculously fat. Often occurs after overdosing on coffee and regurgitating it, followed by ice cream binge eating.

"You're going to get fat. And then you're going to die."

"Oh gracious! I dont want to obesitize!"

by grammarqueen April 8, 2010

obestaphille

A person sexually attracted to and/or has sex with fat people.

Man Georges girlfriends are always so fat he is such a obestaphille.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011