Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Nosher

A.k.a. Saynta. Cult legend poster on the Saintsational fan forum, ffs. Known and loved for his stinging, expletive-ridden, and ultra cranky posting style. But that all serves as a facade to hide an inner softy, a committed lefty environmentalist. Inspired by the former English 'celebrity' Nosher Powell. (Or is that the other way round?)

"FFS, he's like Nosher. Cranky-as, but it's all a facade to hide that he's really an old softy."

by BackFromUSA March 6, 2022

nosher

a word to describe a really good song.

The Simple Plan song in Scooby Doo 2 is an absolute nosher

by Scorned— Melvin Doo July 16, 2022

nosfer a trois

A vampire threesome. A sexual encounter or long-term sexual relationship of three undead persons.

After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.

by Zsombik October 4, 2022

Nostril Nipple Shot

A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.

That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.

I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022

Noser

A noser is someone who somehow manages to always have crust on their glasses, while also having the largest super-sniffer known to mankind.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Noser's dad? He got hit by a White Jeep Cherokee 2006, but if the noser himself was there he could've stopped the car with his massive proboscis."

by poopdog.4.20.1889 December 31, 2022

nesternay

when yesterday happened last night

track shenanigans was so lit nesternay

by mayophia monkdridge February 13, 2023