Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.
Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
by shitfungus January 25, 2024
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Intrests:
pigs(mini-pigs pleases)
mud-figures(turns me on so bad I begin to nose-bleed)
my nick is too sexy, please dont view this page for your own sake, you might get the muppen87 disease which will affect your life negatively. Btw, I'm too dumb to die.
Intrests:
pigs(mini-pigs pleases)
mud-figures(turns me on so bad I begin to nose-bleed)
my nick is too sexy, please dont view this page for your own sake, you might get the muppen87 disease which will affect your life negatively. Btw, I'm too dumb to die.
Like I said above, You will get infected by the MuPPeN87 DISEASE WHICH WILL KILL YOU BY INSERTING STUPIDNESS INTO EVERYTHING YOU DO! YOU WILL MOST LIKELY TRY TO EAT YOUR CAT.
by Mother of MuPPeN87 and rest of the pigs April 15, 2004
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