mooch

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

by womoma April 17, 2005

Mooching

Skiiving or bunking off

I didn't go to maths I was mooching.
I mooched maths.
I'm going to Mooch Geography.
You're a Moocher

by Cheekynimnim January 18, 2008

Butthole Moocher

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.

You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.

by Jras October 13, 2007

mooch

Freeloadin, pool playin, hick

Tam is a mooch, dat beyotch.....dumped me for pool and beer!

by RaeRae February 27, 2003

Mooch

A hairy guy who loves sluts with big titties

Hey man, ur acting like mooch

dont be a mooch, ur cock is tiny

by mykel.d2 May 10, 2005

mocha on the mound

Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes

She didn't want to see me after I gave her Mocha on The Mound

by Droad May 7, 2008

ultimate mooch

someone who always asks for food, even if they don't know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they've nagged you for.

Damn, Miranda Webb is the ultimate mooch...she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping I'd share with her. SMH.

by cHa$eRoNiii911 May 12, 2010