Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.

"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.

by zatyr123 April 9, 2010

Mono make-out

The act of making-out without the trade of saliva, using small pecks.

Adam: I have mono.
Eva: We can't trade saliva.
Adam: That sucks....
Eva: ....Then that means.. It's...
Adam: What?
Eva: MONO MAKE-OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: YAY! Thats a super idea.

by Mono Boy August 24, 2008

mono

A dance originated in St. Louis Missouri. Short for monostery

She know how to do the mono good.

by JayProfaci September 17, 2003

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by Super Shmee February 18, 2008

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma February 1, 2020

monopoly

a game that teaches that monopolies are good
communism is a total monopoly by the government
parker brothers also makes ouija boards (witch boards)
connect the dots

monopoly , an illuminati game

by what the fucking fuck? September 12, 2006

Mono

When two men go to a graveyard, and dig up a dead women. Then, one man procedes to put his mouth over the womans vaginal opening as the other body slams her. Whatever comes out of her vaginal opening is called mono.

"oh stephen, body slam that biznatch again! i needz me some mo mono!"

by ccrazyness247 October 7, 2006