mixer

A person, usually female, that is highly promiscious and will mix with all types of people in order to shag them.

Mr y: Why did Dr x from the city hospital get fired last year?
Ms x: Because he was well a mixer (especially with the patients and staff.)

by xxx.dirty_shitter.xxx December 23, 2009

California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

Catalina Wine Mixer

A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.

Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau

I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off

by CEO_Of_Operations July 26, 2022

Maxed

The act of sharting and staining your underwear.

Kendra maxed her underwear at friendsgiving

by Avcoates10 November 24, 2016

celebrity mixers

See comedy mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.

by Lee November 26, 2003

Chief Maxed

The highest point you will reach while smoking marijuana

"Damn bro,that bud got me chief maxed"

by Swene December 13, 2008